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radical-skeleton:

serkets:

some homestuck reaction images for anon hate

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the newest and best addition:

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my friend

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unexplained-events:

Cat

Cougar breaks into man’s house and….destroys his blinds.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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Goldfish Selling At Work (A Few of My Favorite Stories)
Man: Can I get some orandas?
Me: What size tank do you have?
Man: Two 250 gallon tanks.
Me: Yes... Just... pick which ones you want.
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Woman: I want a koi fish.
Me: ... They're pond fish. Do you have a pond?
Woman: No. But I already have one and I don't want it to be lonely.
Me: Uh... What... size tank?
Woman: 25 gallons.
Me: Yeah I'm not selling you a koi.
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Young Girl: Can I get a goldfish?
Me: What size tank do you have?
Young Girl: 29 gallons!
Me: Great! Do you have anything else in it?
Young Girl: About four other goldfish.
Me: ... Nnn... no.
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Woman: *brings me sad looking little fantail in a deflated bag*
Woman: I bought this goldfish a few weeks ago and I want to return it.
Me: Okay. What's wrong with it?
Woman: It just sits on the bottom of my tank and doesn't swim around! When I first got it, it was so energetic!
Me: ... What's your set up like?
Woman: He's in one of these! *points to a one gallon tank*
Me: ...... I....
Woman: And I feed him this! *picks up betta food*
Me: I'm gonna just take your goldfish okay?
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Woman: Can I get a goldfish?
Me: What size tank do you have?
Woman: 55 gallon!
Me: Great! What else is it stocked with?
Woman: Two angel fish, one pleco, some tiger barbs, another catfish I think, a bunch of platys. Oh! And a few snails.
Me: Goldfish can only be with other goldfish...
Woman: Are you kidding me???
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Man: Can I get 25 of your feeder fish?
Me: Okay! What are you feeding?
Man: Oh. I'm not feeding them to anything. That's cruel! I'm just getting them as party favors for my son's birthday party. It's fish themed!
Me: Sir. I'm not giving you feeder fish.
Man: Why not??
Me: They are not to be sold as party favors or prizes.
Man: Well that's just ridiculous!
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Literally everyone: I want one goldfish!
Me: They need at least 29 gallons.
Literally everyone: But they're so tiny!!!

just-a-skinny-boy:

unclefather:

llamasouls:

im failing biology

This feels like the beginning of a porno

Are you saying that someones going to get boned?